The Obama economy is so bad...

The Obama economy is so bad...that Kenya now claims he wasn’t born there.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the Chicago mob is laying off the judges.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the federal stimulus checks are bouncing.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is changing his slogan to "Hope and Spare Change!"

The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House plans to cut Hillary Clinton’s hours.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Bill Clinton watches scrambled porn.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Al Gore is selling carbon credits on late night television.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Nancy Pelosi is selling earmarks for 1/2 price.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Jesse Jackson is renting a limo.

The Obama economy is so bad...that John Edwards is cutting his own hair.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Michael Vick is working at Petco.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Rosie O’Donnell is losing weight.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the Grey Poupon guy has switched to French’s.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the CEO of Wal-Mart was seen shopping at Wal-Mart.

The Obama economy is so bad...that banking executives are playing miniature golf.

The Obama economy is so bad...that one of the best paying jobs nowadays is jury duty.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House China is actually being made in China.

The Obama economy is so bad...that "Made In America" stickers are now being made in China.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Americans are being caught sneaking into Mexico.

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